My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!