I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.