Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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