I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Dicks are not precious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."