How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I love black thongs