I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.