I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.