We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"