I love black thongs
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
turn off your phone and go to bed