I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
turn off your phone and go to bed
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.