Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv