That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
turn off your phone and go to bed
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.