I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.