It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.