Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.