They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.