There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.