She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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