Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.