I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.