She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.