I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available