oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?