Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell