Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?