No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
i barfeds in our rink
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat