No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.