He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?