This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.