susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?