Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
i barfeds in our rink
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team