wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity