i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.