I would not recommend douching while drunk.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.