How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.