Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
either way he was missing a nipple.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?