Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.