Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Can I color on your dick again?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.