you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?