Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
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ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?