It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?