Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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