Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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