I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.