How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.