In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.