Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"