i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
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Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.