SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.