So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours