She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.