i was rollin on her like bob the builder
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.