I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper