Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She's just so happy...and so naked.
you win again, gameday.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.