And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.