Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.