Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.