Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.