Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.