don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'