at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know