I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
you win again, gameday.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food