You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed