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  I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.

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• (585): View more from New York

  You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...

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  Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead

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  NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"

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• (936): View more from Texas

  the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"

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• (718): View more from New York

  You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you

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• (714): View more from California

  I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?

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  Midgetier?

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  Smaller, yet meaner.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic

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• (585): View more from New York

  they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.

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• (323): View more from California

  He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated

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