Texts From Last Night · tak's Favorites

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(409): View more from Texas

First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.

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(716): View more from New York

I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"

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(404): View more from Georgia

He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"

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(209): View more from California

AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.

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(972): View more from Texas

I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.

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(416): View more from Toronto

He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???

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