Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.