Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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