friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass