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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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