I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
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i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests