He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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