Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"