Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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