Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
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So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?