He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.