Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
he quoted the bible to break up with me
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.