Texts From Last Night · January, 2013

Texts from January, 2013

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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.

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(570): Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor. http://tfl.nu/k71v

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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear

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(215): I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear http://tfl.nu/l6yx

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Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.

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(407): Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks. http://tfl.nu/yvne

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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.

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Any good?

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Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point

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(515): You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka. (1-515): Any good? (515): Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point http://tfl.nu/htpx

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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you

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(616): Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you http://tfl.nu/p2n8

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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.

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(301): Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited. http://tfl.nu/b9mp

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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.

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(312): You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on. http://tfl.nu/wd3p

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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..

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(410): Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies.. http://tfl.nu/ny9r

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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more

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(404): Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more http://tfl.nu/o773

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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."

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(850): Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening." http://tfl.nu/4kvm

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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.

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NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.

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(416): Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement. (416): NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada. http://tfl.nu/6stg

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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.

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(313): Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man. http://tfl.nu/vwyk

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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras

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hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.

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(805): I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras (1-805): hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five. http://tfl.nu/dvx9

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.

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(724): Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though. http://tfl.nu/whvr

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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.

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(651): OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high. http://tfl.nu/rjps

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