The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"