Texts From Last Night · October, 2009

Texts from October, 2009

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Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.

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(810): Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of. http://tfl.nu/uwfl

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i live my life in a constant state of hangover.

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(814): i live my life in a constant state of hangover. http://tfl.nu/0mdg

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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.

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(931): a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra. http://tfl.nu/ga1u

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Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....

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(201): Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me".... http://tfl.nu/dlub

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is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?

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(601): is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ? http://tfl.nu/isdq

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Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.

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(859): Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive. http://tfl.nu/9k83

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I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.

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(863): I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car. http://tfl.nu/95eu

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i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.

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(810): i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care. http://tfl.nu/2egt

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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.

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(828): As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance. http://tfl.nu/tng6

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If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..

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(804): If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night.. http://tfl.nu/3lun

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he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...

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(562): he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out... http://tfl.nu/eghd

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wrong asian. never thought that would happen.

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(401): wrong asian. never thought that would happen. http://tfl.nu/96tp

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i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.

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(610): i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window. http://tfl.nu/q9w7

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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY

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(302): there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY http://tfl.nu/y320

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imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"

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(608): imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord" http://tfl.nu/17lg

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