so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
and she was petting her beer can
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail