if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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